emma.

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

Reblog always.

brian and emma should’ve been a couple…

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you! 
Boy: I love you more! 
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 
Girl: Where is he? 
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 
Girl: (Starts crying) 
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Seriously BOL!

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